Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Conflict Soon Resolved

...Okay, so one day I was traveling alone along a dark and lonesome road. I came across this man sitting on a stump and playing the bagpipes. He told me that if I wanted to pass that I had to challenge him to a duel. He asked me what type of instrument I would be playing against him.

I was unaware of me needing an instrument so I went out into the forest and made myself a drum set. I came back and set up. He started to play, he played a version of Bohemian Rhapsody on the his bagpipes. The he switched to playin a remix of Run DMC and Aerosmiths Walk This Way.

When he finished I felt as though I could not beat him. But I gained faith in myself and began to play. Soon enough I was playing some of the greatest drum music ever played. I was playing songs by Iron Butterfly and Metallica. I played for over 20 minutes before I realized the man knew he was beat. He tried to play his bagpipes again but could not get any sound to come out. He blew so hard that his head popped.

I was so proud of myself that I began to run and then I tripped on a root. I hit my head and woke up from this veery weird dream.